"The Priest" is my Pronoun

There is much ado about pronouns these days. Some rather inconsequential countries have even written laws about who defines personal pronouns, what are proper pronouns, and the punishments inflicted if uninformed bystanders dare to use the wrong reference, even ignorantly. I think we will see that governments which behave in this way will all be cast as foolishly inconsequential going forward and be largely ignored. As GUS (Government of the United States) consumers will soon be denied food for non-compliance, I will be using the following pronoun to placate the howlers: the priest. I know. You say that isn't a pronoun. Are you really injecting logic at this time in this environment? "Zim" and "zey" weren't pronouns five years ago, but be prepared for the screaming if you don't acknowledge them as pronouns today. I can be just as creative as any other rainbow-haired howler. Besides, "the priest" fits in any given pronoun-ed sentence. T...